Snake & Candy: A Love Story

By Running Mouth Disclaimer: RM used AI to create this to make fun of me.  She never intended it to be posted at SS.  I have nothing else to post today, so we are all stuck with it. Once upon a time, in a small town nestled between rolling hills, there lived a man named […]

Introspection: How We View Ourselves (and How Others View Us)

By AWM We SS denizens have varied backgrounds, ages, and dreams/pursuits.  The demographics, opinions, and life experiences of regular visitors, moderators, clones, and the proprietor run the gamut.  Pensioner.  Former IRS employee/restaurateur.  Realtor(s).  Accountant.  European Femme Fatale.  Pest control entrepreneur.  Nurse.  Government “worker.”  Consultant.  If I missed anyone, I apologize.  I can’t enumerate all twelve […]

Candy’s Smoker

Once in a charming town lived Candy, a retired Air Force veteran with a penchant for aviation and a love for smoking meats. His pride and joy? A vibrant pink smoker shaped like a pig, lovingly named Sow Sizzler. Candy, a proud and vibrant personality in the neighborhood, hosted legendary Sunday BBQs. Clad in a […]

One Joins Snake Social

One is a graphics designer and one of the coolest people here.  His timing with memes is impeccable.  He designed the images above and below.  I am proud to announce he is on staff with Snake Social.  He will enjoy many perks like long hours, no pay, and you complaining about him.  Let’s all welcome […]

Snaketopia

By Snake Plissken Image by One Snake Plissken, renowned for his rugged demeanor and no-nonsense attitude, mistakenly created the chaotic Snake Social forum. Known for its venomous debates, hissing arguments, and viperous comments, it was a digital jungle where only the boldest dared to tread. With a sneer, Snake gazed at his creation, his iconic […]

Shitposting: The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly

By Read Thomas Sowell Let’s start w/ good;  Shitposting is hilarious when done right.  Who hasn’t had a good laugh at people shitposting with a funny meme, or about Joe Biden’s rapid cognitive decline, or Chris Christie’s tits?   Humor is the tie that binds. Good shitposts get people’s attention immediately.  This is a really good […]

Hunter Biden: Crackhead / Lawbreaker or Choir Boy?

By AWM This “article” is a condensed synopsis of publicly available reports on the actions and predilections of Joe Potato’s saintly son, Hunter. On the Crackhead/Lawbreaker side of the ledger:November 27, 2019Strippers used sex toy on Hunter Biden at NYC’s Hustler Club: sources (pagesix.com) Naïve, first-time customer at the strip club:“My friends said to ask […]

Hubble Telescope

By GG The Hubble has now seen the edge of the universe,….the farthest that light- or information – has traveled. People are not able to imagine the beyond. Proof that we can’t exists in the very fact that we are resigned to characterize what is “beyond” as the beyond. There can be no beyond because […]

New Global Warming Claim

By Raider Dog The Ocean Floor is Sinking Due to Climate Change Read at Newsweek Science Lesson of the Day: The average depth of the ocean is about 3,682 meters (12,080 feet). Sea water weighs 64 lbs per cubic foot. So the Average weight distributed on the ocean floor is 12,080 x 64 = 773,120 […]

Joe Potato’s Rationale for a Second Term

By AWM “Friends!  Romans!  Countrymen!  Lend me your ears!  Four score and seven years ago, I ran for United States Senate for the great state of Scranton!  My sister Jill and I had just brought into the world our great children and upstanding, law-abiding citizens Beau, Ashley, and that guy whose name now escapes me.  […]